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Rare Footage of EA-18G Growlers’ Mid-Air Mating Ritual Ends in Tragic “Docking Failure”: “They Blew Their Loads Perfectly, But Couldn’t Pull Out”
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Justice Department Rushes to Indict 94-Year-Old Raul Castro Before He Kicks the Bucket
WASHINGTON – In a move that has stunned exactly no one with a working knowledge of U.S. foreign policy theater, the Justice Department is furiously drafting an indictment against former Cuban…
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COVINGTON, KY — In what political historians are already calling “The Great Kentucky Purge of 2026,” President Donald J. Trump scored his most delicious revenge yet Tuesday night,…
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Japan Plagued by “Tolerant Muslim” Epidemic: Immigrants So Respectful of Shinto Culture They’re Accidentally Burning Shrines to “Honor” Tradition
TOKYO – In yet another devastating blow to Japan’s ancient heritage, the 1,200-year-old Urufushine Shinto Shrine was reduced to a pile of fragrant cedar ash Tuesday night in what authorities…
